Parrhesia Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Aspiring professionals, semi-pro footballers, state-level sprinters; people, this is a place to brag about your sporting achievements assuming you have any which i for one do not lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) Well I'm not looking to be a professional but I am good at basketball and I've been told to try cross-country by a few people, a couple times. I'm not much of a bragger though ^^'. Edited July 12, 2014 by Zephyr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passionfruit Cappuccino Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Well, if it counts, i did make the State victorian football team two years ago. But i only got played twice so it was a fleeting moment of joy for me :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I was the conference tennis champion in high school, although it was a pretty crap conference. "State-level" is a stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I was B+F in the 5ths for Touch Football (Rugby) one year, if that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prims Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 i win in typeracer a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 12, 2014 Author Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) in the fifth grade i was picked for the school team despite not having a club, so basically I'm the Australian Guillermo Ochoa, especially because I think I saved a penalty which is important news for I am eligible for England sign me up Hodgson mostly though we did the usual thing of the really-good-but-individualistic kids up front and the scrubs behind though, I kicked people a lot because I fancied myself with sliding tackles for some reason but this one time I kicked the ball really hard and scored somehow, the sole highlight of my life pre-2012 (I was goalkeeper some games but not others for reasons I do not remember - I think one of the good-but-individualistic kids was a goalkeeper for his club though so we rotated) also fuck drummoyne primary they beat us 12-0 somehow Edited July 12, 2014 by Parrhesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Speaking of football, I once crushed another kid's shinbone into a fine pulp while playing. We were both sliding for the ball, and our feet contacted it at the same time. I guess he wasn't drinking enough milk or my bones are made of adamantium. Ever since then I've never really gone all out in any sport. I was always somewhat unconfident when playing, but that just solidified it, I guess. I also played basketball a bit as a kid. But I was asthmatic when I was small, and I sucked really badly. I sometimes scored for the opposing team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I swim for a sport, rec league, Travel and High School, mainly in the winter and summer, I've been doing it since I was eight and I've been doing it ever since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 i am not properly athletic (my last sport was baseball, age 11) but i do even lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randa Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've been recruited to play college football, only d3 but whatever, can run a 5.13 40 and bench 300+ pounds. Kinda athletic. I dunno some of my freinds are complete physical monsters though so I'm never really sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) I used to play as a centre back for a football team though I just eventually lost interest. I wasn't that great, either. I would've preferred to play as a midfielder, but apparently I was best (?) as a defender. i can't remember but I think I got into a fight with someone from a girl's team who were at least four years older than us because they were beating us like 9-0. I remember scoring this individual goal in high school though just running up and taking on like 5 people before scoring. I am decidedly non-athletic now. Edited July 12, 2014 by Tryhard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I remember my soccer team winning a ton of games, and we made it to the semi-finals. I was in 3rd grade at the time, though. ;t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Uh..... I hike? =o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I'm pretty athletic but I don't do many athletic events. However, I do play sand volleyball every once in a while and I usually crush those 13 year olds so that's an achievement right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Red Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Sporting achievements... don't really have any but I was captain of the distance track team in HS and I play club-level Ultimate (essentially means you play as a member of a college/uni against other colleges/unis, but it doesn't get the same level of attention as sports like football or soccer). There's also club-level ultimate that isn't college-based and basketball but I the former I don't have time to do and the latter I just don't do (couldn't get started in HS due to personal reasons so I never got to be good so now I just play recreational... it's fun though). if we're talking eSports, I made it into Masters league of StarCraft II at one point, and I won my high school Smash tournament... and did decently in others... and then there were the ones where I got wrecked jk eSports =/= Sports in short, there is a reason I am a self-proclaimed geek: because I am not good enough at sports for them to be anything more than another hobby lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I used to be able to bike three hours straight. But now... My endurance is pretty poor. Athletics aren't for me. I guess I'm a decent sprinter if I try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarusu Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 i suck at everything so it's no use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) Once my friend tried to push me into a pool I reflexively judo threw her in with the momentum instead and I was fine I guess if anything my reflexes are pretty damn good also i scared a bunch of guys at the leg press in high school because I leg press a lot more than they do that counts right Edited July 12, 2014 by Thor Odinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I play tennis and swim in midair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I work out 5 times a week if that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I was on my high school's swim team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Once my friend tried to push me into a pool I reflexively judo threw her in with the momentum instead and I was fine I guess if anything my reflexes are pretty damn good also i scared a bunch of guys at the leg press in high school because I leg press a lot more than they do that counts right YOUTUBE OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN Sounds hilarious though, what was her reaction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Mt endurance and im not too physically strong but im otherwise kinda fit. I was always shite at football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 i'm going to start playing tennis once ramadan is over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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