GuardianSing Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 34 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: OH GOD MENELIK II GOT ONE-SHOT HELP O O F He must've heard the 69 joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) Sr. Peñas: I don't know if you know, but I'm a great president. I've never taken advantage of anybody and I always return the favors. Do you also love democracy and the republic? What kind of a fucking line is that...? In any case, I've now been sent on two errands by this megacorporation, for no pay or gain. The first errand involves taking a package to Portugal-- Sorry, Portual city. The second errand will see me making a stop at Azulilla village to deliver a letter to a fellow named Máximo, whom I'm sure I won't like at all whatsoever. 2 minutes ago, GuardianSing said: He must've heard the 69 joke. Melenik be like "making fun of my death, are you? Well, then maybe I don't feel like helping you out. Ouch, oh no, I'm going dooooowwwwwn oh no. Let's see you win now." Hah but I won anyway, suck on that, Ruben 1 important historical figure 0. Edited February 11, 2022 by Saint Rubenio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Hi, Aura. You know, I was almost you. I considered it, but I decided I didn't like your bangs. Not that my guy looks much better. Honestly, I don't really like the look of either protagonist. Why couldn't I be Maximo instead? Anyway, let us do battle. For no reason. I'm sure our Pokemon really appreciate that we force them to batter each other to near death for the sake of cruel fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Oho! HAH! Ahahaha! Before taking to the high seas with this Arenque guy, I took a quick walk back home and spoke to Professor Abedul, mom and dad on the way. Eh, for no great reason, I figured I'd see if they had anything to say. Abedul and mom added me as friends on Facebook my Pokenav, but dad didn't. I guess he's the kinda guy who doens't believe in technology. One of those "back in my day" types. Then, on my way back, hilarity ensued. Damn near 50 attempts and now you just randomly hand me one, just like that? Well, I guess there's no harm in taking it for the one guy to give me his acorn. ...Fuck you, Blasco. I know this has nothing to do with you, but fuck you, Blasco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) Is that Is that what I think it is, guys? EDIT: After throwing my superball and both honor balls I had at it, I realized, no, it's not a shiny. It's a reskin of Silcoon called Cascoon. But it's not a shiny. Wow. I feel so stupid, it's not even funny. Edited February 11, 2022 by Saint Rubenio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Is that Is that what I think it is, guys? EDIT: After throwing my superball and both honor balls I had at it, I realized, no, it's not a shiny. It's a reskin of Silcoon called Cascoon. But it's not a shiny. Wow. I feel so stupid, it's not even funny. Did you not noticed the name? Or how I joked how your Hilda could evolve into Cascoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said: Did you not noticed the name? Or how I joked how your Hilda could evolve into Cascoon? I did not notice the name, no. I lost all my good balls on this thing. Ooooouuuuughhh... BlascoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is all your fault somehow! Come here so I can beat the shit out of you, you... you... Blasco! Edited February 11, 2022 by Saint Rubenio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuardianSing Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Melenik be like "making fun of my death, are you? Well, then maybe I don't feel like helping you out. Ouch, oh no, I'm going dooooowwwwwn oh no. Let's see you win now." Hah but I won anyway, suck on that, Ruben 1 important historical figure 0. Alright, y'all've convinced me. I'm going to play Pokemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 You can barely tell I was angry at the poor thing. Other Pokemon I caught recently include, this thing and a mushroom. The mushroom being a mushroom, I decided to make the obvious Mario reference. Now to get my acorn in exchange for the one Ralts, and get out of this stupid place on Arenque's boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Yep, he mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Dang it, traded pokemons come with preset names. I wanted to name it "an acorn." Well, the important thing is I've got it. And now, to brave the seas and hopefully find an actual shiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Wow, even my Spanish knowledge is enough for that first name. Say what you will about him, but Daru catches on quickly. Also, what’s the point of the route split that early on into the game? So far this route has, narratively, been pretty identical to the previous one at this point, but everything happens slightly differently for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 During my search for Maximo, I accidentally stumbled into a man called Marcial. He wants to fight. Sure, I'll humor him. 17 minutes ago, GuardianSing said: Alright, y'all've convinced me. I'm going to play Pokemon Ruben: Claims to hate Pokemon. Also Ruben: Contributes to the Pokemon invasion of Teehee. 3 minutes ago, Sooks said: Wow, even my Spanish knowledge is enough for that first name. How could you get past my censorship, though...? 3 minutes ago, Sooks said: Say what you will about him, but Daru catches on quickly. I wish he'd catch on fire quickly. 3 minutes ago, Sooks said: Also, what’s the point of the route split that early on into the game? So far this route has, narratively, been pretty identical to the previous one at this point, but everything happens slightly differently for no reason. VNs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 I have discovered my level is too low to pick a fight with Marcial. Well, no big deal. I'll just keep on looking for Maximo, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) I found a bat and called it Batholomew. Then I encountered the cutest little armored thing, and the name just... came to me. This one, I obviously gotta give a chance. Edited February 11, 2022 by Saint Rubenio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: VNs. But isn’t the point that the stories are actually different— Well. Right when I said that, this happened. If this is going where I think it’s going… that definitely didn’t happen in the last route. Oh and when what I knew was gonna happened happened, the game even found a way to throw some unexpected suffering in there. Edited February 11, 2022 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: I found a bat and called it Batholomew. Then I encountered the cutest little armored thing, and the name just... came to me. This one, I obviously gotta give a chance. Yes! Use the one I told you to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 I don't know if I just missed it or what, but Azulilla lacking a shop seems like awful game design to me. Seriously, they made me walk all the way back to Norman's town? That's not right... Surely I just missed the building somehow. Anyway, I have pokeballs again. Apparently I need to use a MO to light the cavern and find Maximo. This would, however, require grinding to beat Marcial. I don't want to grind. I will instead explore the cavern in the darkness. 1 minute ago, Sooks said: Yes! Use the one I told you to! Oh this is the little version of that one? Meaning Derrick will one day become a fearsome beast to vanquish the final boss. Appropriate. Let's show 'em what you're made of, female Derrick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Just now, Saint Rubenio said: I don't want to grind. I will instead explore the cavern in the darkness. And then he was never seen again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh this is the little version of that one? I thought that would have been obvious. 2 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Meaning Derrick will one day become a fearsome beast to vanquish the final boss. Appropriate. Let's show 'em what you're made of, female Derrick! Whatever gets you to use one of my favorite gen 3 mons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Just don't use Derrick against Brawley/Marcial, heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 I was ambushed by a being called Sableye, which was immune to all attacks. Except for water pistol, for some reason. Menelik II once again coming in clutch. I named Sableye Antasma and moved on. I am still not lost, by some miracle. Sure I can find Maximo... Unless the game requires I beat Marcial before he even spawns, which wouldn't surprise me. 3 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said: And then he was never seen again... I still see myself. I'm not lost yet. 2 minutes ago, Sooks said: I thought that would have been obvious. I did have a feeling, I guess. 2 minutes ago, Sooks said: Whatever gets you to use one of my favorite gen 3 mons! Sure. It does look pretty cute, even with all the armor. Like Derrick! 1 minute ago, Acacia Sgt said: Just don't use Derrick against Brawley/Marcial, heh. Derrick will beat up Marcial, and then Plubio. In that order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Oho! Turns out the game didn't require me to beat Marcial! Here he is, in the flesh. The man, the myth, the legend. Máximo motherfucking Peñas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Almost sounds like a Soap Opera name... THEN AGAIN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Then I encountered the cutest little armored thing, and the name just... came to me. This one, I obviously gotta give a chance. Good decision. 11 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: I will instead explore the cavern in the darkness. Yep, can't blame you. This ain't Game Boy Pokmeon at least so you can see a little bit. 3 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Sure I can find Maximo... Unless the game requires I beat Marcial before he even spawns, which wouldn't surprise me. Nah, the game lets you leave this boss be for now. 3 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Derrick will beat up Marcial, and then Plubio. In that order. Marcial will throw Derrick to the kerb with the equivalent of armourslayers. 4X weakness for you. Edit: Shroomish also good. Edited February 11, 2022 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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