Instructions:
1. Choose a Fire Emblem chapter in any game
2. Copypaste the script into Google Translate
3. Translate from English into another language
4. Translate from another language into a third language
5. Repeat step 4 a few times.
6. Translate it back to English
7. Look for funny parts
8. Post them here.
Highlight super funny parts if you're gonna spam tl;dr
From the FE8 Prologue:
Magvel continent. Nearly 800-year history, will eventually quiet and peaceful without a terrible darkness. Mani stone has been passed down from generation to generation. United Nations - is - to establish his power and his legacy. Royal Renaissance, fado, unrivaled warrior king. Frelia by the British Hayden, the venerable Sage King. Jehanne British-led queen Ismair white dunes. Rausten theocracy by the Mansell, divine emperor. Empire Level silence emperor Vigarde difficult. These five countries wdomu sacred stone power. They sandpaper and carcinogenic product. Usually, stories and legends past conflict was triggered memories of old black magic - all industries evaporate. Now jestrok 803 ... In Magvelchwilicała faced with unexpected offense. Grado Empire, the most sacred stone, by the emperor Vigarde English Renaissance attack people. Grado's old ally, Renais overcrowded and did not resist. Upscale strong move fast, other reviews really catch the territory. Mixtures such as anxiety Fado, his son, Prince Ephraim yes. Information and communication technology forces captured automatically caries Renaissance castle gates. Renaissance is ... this is inevitable.
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Fado: Now go, Seth! Driving! Took her to a safe place!
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Walter: You, girl. Tell me, what is the princess renaissance żekapryśna? Well, this must be my lucky day. Jesteśmartwy. Maid to accompany me.
Seth: Never! (Seth and Walter execute battle screen) Walter: 'M. Walter, Moonstone, better quality, in general, you prostutrup did not know he was dead.
Seth: Ahhh ... no! (From Seth caught Eirik and wrinkles)
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Seth: King of Fado and Prince Ephraim are courageous and bold. Power Wątpiędziwne Grado Empire continuity. Car is important to me, Your Majesty, are you for your own safety. smutnedwa how would it be if something happened to them. We need to take care of you every day Frelia have a happy reunion.
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Seth: Your Highness, I will not lie. This year will be a bed of roses. Take rapier. If you happen to be on duty, but Frelia needs.
(Rapier Eirik) Tutorial: Seth got a rapier. All weapons have a durability evaluation. Estoque 40. Porapier - by 40-fold, it will break. Please note that this statement is correct, because the other weapons.
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(JeśliRapier used on the battlefield) Tutorial: In the battle jestokno data. HP warrior iwysokość control with his injury. The Eirik duties Thursday 7:00, aprzeciwnik no obligation 9. Please refer to the following mountain X2, is not it? This means that it will rain. Eirik twice faster than your opponents, so you can play twice in a round. Yes, 7:00, every 14 points of damage Eirik the two attacks. Now click on the button to attack enemies.
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O'Neill: What is that? I think you can beat a helpless taxes? Come on! It's time - and powerful knights learned to respect a true warrior!
(In the battle O'Neill) O'Neill: Będzieszpierwszy dead!
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Tutorial: Information window reopens in combat. See the following HP hit and Mt? The expected results, the coup in his country. The Eirik hit is 94, so it has a 94% hit opponents. The key AUSSI abbreviation crit, as seen in this window. Toszczęście deadly attacks. The Eirik crit is 14, so it has a 14% landing blow. The key three times normal attacks do damage. Press the attack. The main enemy
Tutorial: The Eirik won more than 100 articles and stable experience. Strengthening the capacity of solidarity and growth, making them more powerful.