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Whats' the attraction of visiting those sights anway? Mere descriptions of that make me nauseas, let alone watch people do it.

Yeah, i dont like it either, not a big fan of tities. I perfer a flat chested fat chick that could never be allowed on a site like these.

Yeah. Sex is gross. Girls are icky n' stuff.

cooties =/

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Yeah. Sex is gross. Girls are icky n' stuff.

What are you, some kind of homomsexual?

;_; Sniff it had to be done

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I'm actually 14 and I am not a homosexual. I just can't stand the implications of sex, including the sensation of an orgasm, and would honestly prefer not to be bothered by it. I would prefer the prescence of a female companion over that of a male, but I would ultimately desire not to have to deal with it.

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I'm actually 14 and I am not a homosexual. I just can't stand the implications of sex, including the sensation of an orgasm, and would honestly prefer not to be bothered by it. I would prefer the prescence of a female companion over that of a male, but I would ultimately desire not to have to deal with it.

I'm with you there, blow-up sheep all the way :awesome:

Fun fact: I actually have a signed one in my room from the Sheepover :awesome:

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I'm actually 14 and I am not a homosexual. I just can't stand the implications of sex, including the sensation of an orgasm, and would honestly prefer not to be bothered by it. I would prefer the prescence of a female companion over that of a male, but I would ultimately desire not to have to deal with it.

Pretty gay, brah.

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I'm actually 14 and I am not a homosexual. I just can't stand the implications of sex, including the sensation of an orgasm, and would honestly prefer not to be bothered by it. I would prefer the prescence of a female companion over that of a male, but I would ultimately desire not to have to deal with it.

a 14 year old human being who doesn't want to have an orgasm? and is male??? this must be a first.

Pretty gay, brah.

pretty much agreed

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Pretty gay, brah.

To be fair, homosexuals don't necessarily spurn the urges of sex. They just simply want to share them with individuals of the same gender.

What we have here is an entirely different species. I believe it is called a prude.

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To be fair, homosexuals don't necessarily spurn the urges of sex. They just simply want to share them with individuals of the same gender.

What we have here is an entirely different species. I believe it is called a prude.

The other thing that comes to mind is asexuality, but that's really rare.

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I wish

You wish you wer-

Okay. That can be arranged. I warn you though, I use a revolver, I can't afford anaesthetic and I'm kind of inaccurate.

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I'm with Sophius here in the anti-sex zone. And I'm 16.

The other thing that comes to mind is asexuality, but that's really rare.

Yes, it actually does exist. In fact, if you dislike the idea of sex, then you may even be anti-sexual. Asexuality is when you feel no sexual urges. You don't care for it. Anti-sexuality is when you dislike the whole concept. I dislike physical contact of any kind, and I didn't even learn what sex was until earlier this year (and I still can't visualize it. I don't care to) I'm probably one of the least educated on the face of the earth in that department, but I do know that my dad used to look at those things on the computer and I caught him quite a few times. Scared me away.

Whenever someone mentions anything that sounds sexual in nature, I pretend like I know what they're talking about so that they'll shut up. Since I'm incapable of masking my disgust, that doesn't really work. Oh well. At least people have stopped bothering me about when I'm gonna get a girlfriends. (All of my friends are girls, so technically, I'm fine).

I don't talk to guys. They're too scary. Then again, everyone tells me that I'm way more mature and reserved than any guy my age. What else is there to do?

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I'm with Sophius here in the anti-sex zone. And I'm 16.

Yes, it actually does exist. In fact, if you dislike the idea of sex, then you may even be anti-sexual. Asexuality is when you feel no sexual urges. You don't care for it. Anti-sexuality is when you dislike the whole concept. I dislike physical contact of any kind, and I didn't even learn what sex was until earlier this year (and I still can't visualize it. I don't care to) I'm probably one of the least educated on the face of the earth in that department, but I do know that my dad used to look at those things on the computer and I caught him quite a few times. Scared me away.

Whenever someone mentions anything that sounds sexual in nature, I pretend like I know what they're talking about so that they'll shut up. Since I'm incapable of masking my disgust, that doesn't really work. Oh well. At least people have stopped bothering me about when I'm gonna get a girlfriends. (All of my friends are girls, so technically, I'm fine).

I don't talk to guys. They're too scary. Then again, everyone tells me that I'm way more mature and reserved than any guy my age. What else is there to do?

wow... I know a kid tht used to go to my school like you, but why the fear of sweet pussy?THE BREAKFEAST OF CHAMPIONS :awesome:

This is why I use my wii now. History isn't saved, you can watch it on the big screen, and the only downside is that youtube videos look like crap.

yout00b n00b, and ps3 is better for tht.

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I think I remember in Grade 8 or something, some guy coming over for a project went on my computer while I was in the bathroom and saw the URL of one of the pages I'd visited. He asked me if I was gay. I said no, but then I discovered that I was gay one year later. tongue.gif And uh, I got caught by my sis once (she barged in even though the door was closed), but I know she has a folder of hentai somewhere on her comp so neither of us really cares.

I think my parents used to care... but after I told them I was gay I think they stopped trying to predict what I think about sex laugh.gif. But I've grown pretty open about liking sex; I'm applying to do counseling on the Sexual Education Centre at university next year, etc.

Two years ago I met this guy at school and we somehow started talking about sex and stuff like that, and then after we kinda became porn buddies. So we share the sites/images/videos we discover and stuff. It's fun tongue.gif.

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Yeah... My mother, it's almost as if she wanted to catch me doing something. I would feel her presence (you know that feeling you get when you think someone's lurking by your door), then the door would just swing open at 9001 miles per hour. "Hi, what you doing?". Lucky I wasn't doing anything dodgy.

Also another time, I was about to fap. Nothing was on my screen yet, yet I had just finished unzipping my jeans as I sat there when she once again burst in. Lucky my boxers covered up.

I need a fucking lock on my door.

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I was never caught.

... that, or no one ever mentioned it to me.

This is why I use my wii now. History isn't saved, you can watch it on the big screen, and the only downside is that youtube videos look like crap.

Nintendo has the rights to record your browser history whether you can access to it or not, actually.

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I was never caught.

... that, or no one ever mentioned it to me.

Nintendo has the rights to record your browser history whether you can access to it or not, actually.

So now people at Nintendo know I look at pokemon porn and animal porn.

Fantastic.

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So now people at Nintendo know I look at pokemon porn and animal porn.

Fantastic.

Don't make it child porn or you'll probably have some police around your house, asking for someone by the name of "Nestling". Your parents will probably disown you.

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I'm with Sophius here in the anti-sex zone. And I'm 16.

Yes, it actually does exist. In fact, if you dislike the idea of sex, then you may even be anti-sexual. Asexuality is when you feel no sexual urges. You don't care for it. Anti-sexuality is when you dislike the whole concept. I dislike physical contact of any kind, and I didn't even learn what sex was until earlier this year (and I still can't visualize it. I don't care to) I'm probably one of the least educated on the face of the earth in that department, but I do know that my dad used to look at those things on the computer and I caught him quite a few times. Scared me away.

Whenever someone mentions anything that sounds sexual in nature, I pretend like I know what they're talking about so that they'll shut up. Since I'm incapable of masking my disgust, that doesn't really work. Oh well. At least people have stopped bothering me about when I'm gonna get a girlfriends. (All of my friends are girls, so technically, I'm fine).

I don't talk to guys. They're too scary. Then again, everyone tells me that I'm way more mature and reserved than any guy my age. What else is there to do?

...You just learned what sex is. This year.

How old are you?

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