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Suspected all of the scum D1, instead chose to shoot someone I was sure was town instead. #BestPlaysEver

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Story of an Obvscum: an opera in 3 acts

-PROLOGUE-

[serene cutesy violin solo in background. Enter Via. Via checks mailbox for role PM. Via opens role PM and reads it. Via GRIMACES. Violin plays an out of tune note before stopping abruptly.]

Via: [A cappella mezzo soprano solo] MaaaaAaaAAafia SUCKS

[Fade out]

-ACT I-

[soft serene violin playing again. Enter Via.]

Via: ok guys you know what to do.

[Enter Paperblade and Manix.]

Paperblade: [tenor voice] ;/ ;/ ;/ anarchy

Manix: [baritone voice] lol what is effort

[Enter REST OF TOWN.]

Refa: [tenor voice; probably the real hero of this opera tbh]: All right guys, time to get..... serious.

[Music stops suddenly]

Refa: Via, I'm afraid I have bad news. Your boyfriend............ is SCUM

Via: No, it cannot be! That is impossib--

Manix: lol im scum

Via: [Dramatic] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[A soprano (probably eclipse) wails in the background as Manix is dragged to the gallows, very tragic love story, better than Twilight etc. Remember when sopranos were the protagonists of operas?]

-ACT II-

[sinister-sounding orchestral piece in background. Setting is in a small & shady-looking abandoned building outside of town.]

[Enter Via and Paperblade.]

Paperblade: ;/

Via: Maybe we won't be fucked if we vote anarchy every night.

Paperblade: I agree.

[Fade out. Paperblade suddenly heard singing a solo about being the amazingly perfect Kelsey Green in the sexiest voice he can muster. Singing is interrupted by multiple gunshots.]

[Lights gradually brighten. Day phase is announced on intercom in a bright tenor voice. Enter ENTIRE TOWN.]

Announcer: Your attention, please~! Look at the pile of dead bodies before you!

[Everyone looks. Via can be seen visibly cringing by the audience. Spotlight on Via while rest of town freezes.]

Via: I'm alone.

[Dramatic pause. Town resumes cheering but also mourning the very heroic and attractive Refa. Fade out.]

-ACT III-

[7 days later. Enter Via, Kaoz, Elie, and Rapier.]

Kaoz: All right, time to get serious.

Rapier: Be careful, Kaoz! The last time someone got serious--

Kaoz: [Without acknowledging Rapier.] Via is scum.

Elie: Via is scum!

[Elie & Kaoz proceed to sing duet together in perfect harmony]

Via: [Groggily] What was that? I was asleep the whole game!

[Elie & Kaoz look at each other skeptically]

Rapier: Anarchy hasn't failed us yet!

[Lights go out. A struggle can be heard. Elie seen shot dead on stage.]

-EPILOGUE-

[suddenly spotlight shines on Via and Kaoz.]

Kaoz: [Darth Vader voice] I have you now.

Via: [sings reprise] Mafia ssuuUUUuuUUUUcks.

[Dramatic pause.]

Via: Just shoot me already.

[Two gunshots heard, Via falls to the stage, sings dramatic death aria or something.]

-the end-

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I wouldn't, there was like less than one day's worth of NOC.

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it would either be really cool or a complete disaster honestly

i feel like all 3 of us are notorious for being apathetic scum ;_;

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up it to 12:4 and make me mafia so i can bus you all then get policy lynched for being alive in LYLO. alternately, add psych, when manix told me his buddies were "two gays" i thought psych was mafia instead of paper

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it would either be really cool or a complete disaster honestly

i feel like all 3 of us are notorious for being apathetic scum ;_;

It'd be great if you were all scumbuddies with SB and he spent the whole game hardbussing his entire scumteam IMO.

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Make Paper replay Kelsey Green, so he busses all of you, instead. :P:

For that reason alone, Paper would be the first scumbuddy who I'd buss.

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in future I would probably put a cap of 2 guns/BPVs at a time, because Elie before getting killed had like 6 BPVs and was basically immortal. The game became pretty blah after everyone voted Anarchy 5ever; the reason I didn't allow talking on anarchy phases was so that town would have a motive to pick democracy so they weren't randing shots (Elie literally did this) but I guess town wanted to shoot at random more than they wanted to actually put effort in the game.

I suggest anarchy/democracy phases become compulsory, if this is going to be a thing again.

I was right about two scum right on D1, I'm a more fabulous Texan sharpshooter than Hol Horse!

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So let me see if I've got this straight

[spoiler=many gifs]Elie Helps Me Roflstomp Makaze

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Paper & Manix Get Merc'd & Don't Even Give a Shit

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Via On a Rampage

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Kaoz & I Trying to Kill Each Other

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Rapier Tries to Back Up Kaoz

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Via vs. Rapier

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THE BEAST IS SLAIN

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All the Fuckers Who Kept Voting Anarchy So They Could Shoot BPVs Over and Over

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Those Same Fuckers Voting No Lynch & Passing Up Their One Chance to Kill Somebody

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Via Finally Dies

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In Summation...

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gg no re

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